In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:
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- Saturday, 0059: @aellairene Yes. It terrifies me in the same way The Handmaid's Tale did and does.
- Saturday, 0114: @tiferet93 VUVUZELA. GAMZEE. i see no way in which this could go even more wrong.
- Saturday, 0118: IRC just now, me: Writing porn is often a valid life choice. #fishmum
- Saturday, 0145: ... migod. No wonder some of my generation flinches at Bieber. CBA to grab photos of late-90s Leonardo diCaprio to put alongside, but ... !!
- Saturday, 0532: @demigoose Basically they look very similar, alarmingly so.
- Saturday, 0533: What the technicolor hell is shaking so loudly at this hour? (0530.)
- Saturday, 0539: @Nyn17 It was shaking fast enough to buzz, so unless dude has a jackhammer cock... #notlikeahitachi
- Saturday, 0540: @nyn17 Also, no elevator.
- Saturday, 0544: @loopylisa93 @nyn17 It was over too quickly to be the launderizer. 3 bursts of no more than a few seconds.
- Saturday, 0544: RT @LaFilleMange: I swear my neighbors are getting high and watching Fiddler On The Roof at 830 am.
- Saturday, 0547: @loopylisa93 @nyn17 ... I do realize that this takes us back to Hitachi cock. But wrong frequency.
- Saturday, 0557: I DO NOT ACTUALLY THINK MY UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR'S PENIS WAS MADE BY HITACHI.
- Saturday, 0600: Would I be actually able to tell if I were hallucinating? Sinuses & lungs both woe enough to hamper sleep.
- Saturday, 0651: RT @loopylisa93: @arkeiryn @azurelunatic @loopylisa93 I have a mental image of an advert for a vibrating hitachi cock. A male cybord model.
- Saturday, 0652: RT @loopylisa93: @arkeiryn @azurelunatic @nyn *cyborg. Like all muscle and fake tan and pout and BAM - vibrating cyborg cock. With 'Hita ...
- Saturday, 1500: @whump I recommend my parents' wedding as a model. They rented a hall, got juice & meats, and threw a potluck/contra dance.
- Saturday, 1505: ... any day that starts out with someone wanting me to make Beavis and Butthead behave is yet another day that I reconsider getting up.
- Saturday, 1732: @Quiara ... okay, that's going on my list for when I next have to write horror: the poor condition of recordings used to make things worse.
- Saturday, 1734: You are awesome. Keep being awesome. RT: @flyingthesky: why do I keep writing facebookstuck. why am I calling it facebookstuck.
- Saturday, 1735: RT @AKbirder: Sling-shotting another kid in the human bowling game at #TiredIron: http://yfrog.com/odgt8moj Wish they had one for adults!
- Saturday, 1738: @flyingthesky The internet.
- Saturday, 1749: @Hamface Yes. You probably require wine or beer, also.
- Saturday, 1750: @ToryBelleci You're a little overdressed for that pose. Try again in summer? ;)
- Saturday, 1754: @Quiara That's a fascinating premise and it sounds hilarious in its total wrongness.
- Saturday, 1921: ...wtf. No matter how committed you are to treating yourself with compassion and love, that does not make you immune. https://t.co/XBenCtk0
- Saturday, 1922: Send infinite scroll to hEll
- Saturday, 1925: RT @tallin32: #buh RT @the_macbean: ohgod. There is already a stupid smooshed name for Quinto/Cumberbatch. ...QCumber. KILL ME NOW. I HA ...
- Saturday, 1931: RT @NanookHockey: Sounds like the Nanooks will be visiting Sault Ste. Marie, Michigan to take on the Lake Superior State Lakers next wee ...
- Saturday, 1931: @trollprincess rebound
- Saturday, 1942: @sassbandit This is a lovely link, and is my leisure reading for today. Tea and technical manuals. <3
- Saturday, 1943: @Nyn17 ... oh dear. Well, yes. #wrongplace #oops
- Saturday, 2136: Why is PETA Killing Thousands of Rescue Pets? - sprackraptor: http://azurelunatic.tumblr.com/post/
- Saturday, 2218: RT @rnacyrano: http://nielsenhayden.com/makinglight/
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