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Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 ([personal profile] azurelunatic) wrote2016-12-01 05:23 am

Unexpected item in bagging area

I have a follow-up appointment and pelvic exam with my surgeon on Friday. Purple and I were brainstorming items that the surgeon would not be expecting to find when inspecting the surgical site.

Kinder egg (without chocolate)
Kinder egg (chocolate and all)
Toy fire truck
whistle
kazoo
Slide whistle
Entire Google car (full size) (we were at the Five Guys on Rengstorff, so there were lots of them driving past; I saw three simultaneously at one point)
Tiny model uterus (he already took one out)
A crab. (Zodiac Cancer.)
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[personal profile] vass 2016-12-01 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
From a Spider Robinson novel: a character's anecdote about someone at a medical exam for the draft:

"What's THAT?"
*reaches down, samples, licks*
"Tastes like peanut butter to me."

Tiny model uterus (he already took one out)

I think that's a winner.
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[personal profile] ghoti 2016-12-01 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I vote for slide whistle.
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[personal profile] pauamma 2016-12-02 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
So do I. Assuming I can vote at all, that is.
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[personal profile] sraun 2016-12-01 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
My wife took a knitted uterus to her follow-up exam.

[personal profile] sithjawa 2016-12-01 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
does the tiny model uterus have tiny model ovaries containing chocolate eggs?
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[personal profile] mathemagicalschema 2016-12-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh! You could do that magic trick with a long string of silk scarves.
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[personal profile] wohali 2016-12-02 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, something fun to riff on.

A globe
A jew's harp
A party noisemaker (the extending kind)
Karl The Fog
The Golden Gate Bridge (full size)