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- blue star,
- princess sparkletits
Comment: I made this.
Description: A glittery black pin badge with a blue holographic star in the middle.
Comment: Green thing crying with spotted towel. RIP Douglas Adams. Bitmap art by azurelunatic.
Description: Green thing crying with spotted towel.
Comment: Quill writing the initials 'JL' on a paper. Made by azurelunatic (me).
Description: Quill writing the initials 'JL' on a paper.
- wild rose
Comment: Vivid pink wild rose. Cropped from a Googled photo.
Description: Vivid pink wild rose.
Comment: Pretty black-haired cartoon woman in a white tank top. Cropped from a Strangers in Paradise comic.
Description: Pretty black-haired cartoon woman in a white tank top.
Comment: Cartoon woman with wild blue hair, glasses, black lipstick, and very small smile. Bitmap art by <lj site="livejournal.co
Description: Cartoon woman with wild blue hair, glasses, black lipstick, and very small smile.
- Divine Oscillations,
Comment: Animated purple vibrator on blue background. Bitmap art by azurelunatic. I blame Dark
Description: Animated purple vibrator on blue background.
Comment: Girl in pink lying on couch with hen on her foot. azurelunatic and Calico circa 1989;
Description: Girl in pink lying on couch with hen on her foot.
- Little Fayoumis,
Comment: LF circa 2002 in templeravenmoon
Description: Small boy making faces. Animated.
Comment: Cropped from the Teddyborg website.
Description: Teddybear that contains ethernet switch.
- multiple user
Comment: Large LJ user head with 6 smaller LJ user heads inside. Bitmap art by azurelunatic.
Description: Large LJ user head with 6 smaller LJ user heads inside.
Description: Cartoon Azz with blue hair in almost-tidy bun, with glasses and black lipstick.
Description: Cartoon Azz with messy blue hair in a bun, without their glasses, in a nightgown.
Description: Cartoon Azz with unnaturally tidy blue hair, glasses, and black lipstick.
Description: azurelunatic looking professional.
- ieee coin
Comment: Image from a dream. Building is MIT Bldg 5.
Description: Oblong coin with image of building, inscription 'IEEE 20 cents'.
Comment: The LJ pencil, snagged and put together into one image by yours truly
Description: The LJ pencil,
- grammar bitch
Comment: Stern nun with ruler, captioned 'Grammar Bitch'. Googled nun. Tweaked by azurelunatic
Description: Stern nun with ruler, captioned 'Grammar Bitch'.
- Fairbanks to Phoenix,
- two worlds
Comment: Googled: Aurora Borealis, Fairbanks fall hills, Phoenix downtown skyline sunset.
Description: "I span two worlds: Day / Night". Images of Aurora Borealis, Fairbanks hills, Phoenix sunset.
- wank me a river
Comment: Made for fandom_scruples wank. Mythologically correct. Googled image of Enki; captions: <lj site="livejournal.com" user=
Description: Stone relief of Enki creating rivers. "Wank me a RIVER"
- best friends forever,
- snot-nosed brats,
Comment: azurelunatic and Darkside. Dec 2002 LotR movie appointment (before movie). You can pi
Description: Azz and best friend grabbing each other's noses.
Comment: Slash is fun.
Description: slashgirl (slash character, symbol for woman)
- freaky shit,
- without you,
Comment: Lyrics from "Walking After You" by the Foo Fighters. MS Paint work by azurelunatic.
Description: Mulder. "I cannot be without you" "Another heart is cracked in two" "If you walk out on me, I'm walking after you"
- Home Movies from the Cutting-Room Floor,
Comment: http://www.nanowrimo.org, cuttingrmfloor. I'm insane.
Description: Scissors cutting film. NaNoWriMo 2004
- cordless phone,
Comment: Cordless phone by azurelunatic
Description: Cordless phone showing a heart.
- that's no moon
Comment: New glasses Jan 2005.
Description: azurelunatic with hair loose, wearing glasses.
- high energy magic
Comment: Made by azurelunatic during the warning sign craze phase.
Description: Danger: High Energy Magic Use Area. Stick figure firing wand; pentagram.
- Order and Chaos
Comment: Swiped from an Escher website.
Description: Escher's Order and Chaos drawing: geometric solids and broken things.
- High Flight,
- milky way,
- touch the face of god
Description: "Touch the Face of God", Milky Way photo
- food pr0n
Comment: By azurelunatic: cherries via Google Image Search, caption via the GIMP.
Description: "Food Pr0n", cherries.
- nerf bat,
Comment: Made by azurelunatic with Alchemy Mindworks & Dookyweb. I want to whack people...
Description: "Where's the goddamn NERF BAT when you *really* need it?" Animated cartoon tech support loses her cool.
- LJHS computer
Comment: Made by the excellent cadhla: http://www.livejournal.com/users/cadhla/
Description: "LJHS Computer Club: basically, we rule the goddamn planet"
- madonna by ursulav
Comment: ursulav's beautiful icon.
Description: A haloed hen cradles her holy egg.
Comment: Forever marked by each other. One of those skanky memes with a cool image. Maniac + Lunatic.
Description: abstract blue and black glowing things.
Comment: Darkside + db = otp. Darkside + dad + db != ot3.
Description: "My user interface is pastede on (yay)": scenes from an Access database that is not working so well.
- O RLY
Comment: O RLY? Regular Expressions Owl Book, O'Reilly Media; pastede by azurelunatic
Description: Cover of O'Reilly's Owl Book. O RLY?
- thesis thesis drunk
Comment: colortoy by sithjawa. Also http://www.livejournal.com/users/
Description: Abstract blobby colors, captioned "Thesis thesis DRUNK"
Comment: By ase, http://ase.livejournal.com/304467.html
Description: "Are you challenging my ingenuity?"
- lightswitch rave,
- The Cheat,
- the system is down
Comment: Snagged off amberfox, who got it gods know where.
Description: The Cheat throwing a lightswitch rave.
Comment: peaces_icons: Beauty and the Beast
Description: "for who could ever learn to love a beast?" The Beast by the window in the rain.
Comment: blue wig + webcam + The Gimp = win.
Description: cameo-like portrait of azurelunatic in short blue hair.
- Young Wizards
Comment: Glowing text from a dduane wallpaper. Shrunk & captioned by Yours Truly.
Description: The Wizards' Oath from Diane Duane's books, labeled "RTFM"
Comment: LJ pirate sails, LJ pirate dude, and Impact instead of the Official LJ Font.
Description: LiveJournal pirate ship.
- living room
Comment: hcolleen and I have conversations 10 feet apart without uttering a word. Repeatedly.
Description: Red couch, captioned "IM IN UR LIVINGROOM REPLYIN TO UR COMMENTZ", image of couch.
- tech support
Comment: amberite is the awesome: http://amberite.livejournal.com/411488.
Description: Computer with a wind-up key captioned "Which version of STUPID are you running?"
- LJ fudge
Comment: LJ fudge. I made it, gameboyguy13 photographed it, I cropped, rotated, and shrunk it.
Description: Fudge swirled with the LiveJournal logo.
- gingerbread motherboard,
Comment: As seen on /. : http://www.mediatinker.com/blog/
Description: Computer parts made of gingerbread.
- pure evil fuckery afoot
Description: Hinky: adj: pure evil fuckery afoot. Syn.: suspicious
Comment: Not the Witch Hunter Robin version, but easier to read.
Description: "enjoy Cock-Cola"
Comment: This references one of my news-post summaries from 2006.
Description: "Welcome to the Internet. (Here's your free eyespork.)" Titanium spork.
cephalopod-surprise/ Icon constructed by hcolleen.
Description: "PIE DOESN'T HAVE TENTACLES!"
- nanowrimo 2007
Comment: Edited from the official one for size.
Description: Participant: NaNoWriMo 2007
- bad words,
- offices are why
aspx -- meme by Microsoft, icon put together by <lj site="livejournal.com" user="az
Description: "Offices are why big people get GRUMPY and say BAD WORDS"
Comment: Gorgeous bottle found here: https://www.guild.com/gs/peacock-
Description: Delicate blown glass perfume bottle with clear and shiny blue glass.
- abuse me
Comment: Woman wearing nipple clamps as a necklace, captioned "Abuse Me". Not an actual depiction of me.
Description: "Abuse Me" Woman wearing nipple clamps as a necklace.
- catch me if I fall . . .,
Comment: Googled image of Comet West. Lyrics from R.E.M.'s "Texarkana". Font "Sketchy Times". Putting-together-work, me.
Description: "catch me if I fall", shooting star
Comment: LJ swirl with a blue pushpin instead of a pencil. By azurelunatic and <lj site="livej
Description: LJ swirl with a blue pushpin instead of a pencil.
- bad idea,
- That Idiot Shawn,
- what could go wrong,
Comment: xkcd.com/421/ - stick figure about to hit potato w/ flaming tennis racket, near jug of gasoline & sack of potatoes
Description: stick figure about to hit potato w/ flaming tennis racket, near jug of gasoline & sack of potatoes
- no artificial shortages
Comment: Chocolate dessert, captioned No Artificial Shortages (quote from Bujold's Komarr)
Description: Chocolate dessert, captioned No Artificial Shortages
Comment: Prayer to the Bastard from Lois McMaster Bujold's Paladin of Souls
Description: Prayer to the Bastard from Lois McMaster Bujold's Paladin of Souls
- suggestions queen,
Comment: LiveJournal: Azz: Suggestions Queen on a blue snowflake background, by intrepia; volu
Description: "Azz: LiveJournal Suggestions Queen"
Comment: That'll give you, er, bees. http://community.livejournal.com/
Description: A cartoon bee flying. Captioned "that'll give you, er, BEES."
Comment: "I accidentally my whole friends list" on LJ logo. Made by gameboyguy13.
Description: Watermark of LJ logo, captioned: I accidentally my whole friends list
- nanowrimo 2008
Comment: NaNoWriMo 2008 Winner, pirate ship
Description: NaNoWriMo 2008 Winner, pirate ship
Comment: A woman's cleavage. LJ interest "tits against the rte"
Description: A woman's cleavage.
- California girl,
Comment: California poppies. Icon by sunlitdays.
Description: California poppies, with a bright blue sky and the sun.
- golden gate bridge,
- san francisco
Comment: the Golden Gate bridge. From girlyb_icons.
Description: the Golden Gate bridge.
Comment: aerial view of freeways. Painting "Freeway #2", Derek Buckner, http://www.georgebillis.com/artists/
Description: aerial view of freeways.
Comment: panic button. | ganked from coffeechica.
Description: panic button.
- tits against the rte
Comment: Bra-clad woman, "Tits against the RTE" | by intrepia http://pics.livejournal.com/intr
Description: Bra-clad woman, "Tits against the RTE"
Comment: A spray of champagne caught in the moment just after the cork pops.
Description: A spray of $CELEBRATORY_FIZZY_BEVERAGE from a beribboned bottle caught in the moment just after the cork pops.
Comment: The Dreamwidth.org 'd' logo | open source is good for the soul
Description: The Dreamwidth.org 'd' logo
Comment: Upstretched hands bound at the wrist and chained. | http://www.victor-sanchez.be/peintre/
Description: Upstretched hands bound at the wrist and chained.
Comment: Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy: The only way this will make sense is <^>rahmbamarama, and maybe not even then.
Description: Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy: fkn student
- Jolly Burner
Comment: Jolly Roger superimposed on CD
Description: Jolly Roger superimposed on CD
Comment: "#dw (yes, we can)" and a clenched fist
Description: "#dw (yes, we can)" and a clenched fist
- JD sleep
Comment: lj user gameboyguy13 asleep with whiskers and kitten ears drawn on him. | photo, art, and captioning by chasethestars
Description: lj user gameboyguy13 asleep with whiskers and kitten ears drawn on him.
Comment: "So after we shot up the police station and set the habitat on fire..." Bujold quote, by <lj site="livejournal.com" user
Description: "So after we shot up the police station and set the habitat on fire, what did we do for an encore?"
- seed account
Comment: by Tori http://wiki.dwscoalition.org/notes/File:
Description: A whole pomegranate and a broken pomegranate on top of scattered seeds. caption: I planted a seed.
Comment: A red shield with a golden-orange phoenix. Caption: "House of hEll", by tajasel. DW I
Description: A red shield with a golden-orange phoenix. Caption: "House of hEll"
- dw lj otp
Comment: DW and LJ logos, captioned "make love not war"
Description: Dreamwidth and LiveJournal logos, captioned "make love not war"
- SKULLBUTT THE TORMENTOR
Comment: You may have had to be there.
Description: Rear view of mens' underwear with a flaming skull in the middle of the butt, captioned "SKULLBUTT THE TORMENTOR"
Comment: Jago guarding Bren, captioned "man'chi". By wolfbane_icons.
Description: Jago guarding Bren, captioned "man'chi". (Cover art from C.J. Cherryh's Foreigner series.)
- murdered by lunatics
Comment: by orexisbella in http://community.livejournal.com/
marmalade_fish/1982.html (quote fr
Description: Obviously this is the place to come if you want to get murdered by lunatics.
- fever fruit,
Comment: Omnishippers have fever fruit goggles! TDL http://vandulocity.livejournal.com/
Description: A red and yellow fruit. Caption: Omnishippers have fever fruit goggles
- end badly
Comment: Operation 'This will most likely end badly' is a go.
Description: Operation 'This will most likely end badly' is a go.
- NaNoWriMo 2009
Comment: NaNoWriMo Participant 2009, dials and shit, nanowrimo.org.
Description: NaNoWriMo Participant 2009, dials and shit, nanowrimo.org.
- your mother's
Comment: Chickens saying "Cluck Cluck Your Mother's", by empresstria, from The Chat.
Description: Chickens saying "Cluck Cluck Your Mother's"
Comment: Leviticus animated icon, original by LJ user whitetower, redone by DW user aedifica
Description: Homosexuality is an abomination unto the Lord. Here are some equal abominations according to the Bible. Quote one, quote
- great big fish,
- new day
Comment: by evelynlela. Sir Terry meets Marmfish. "And the new day was a great big fish." Blue
Description: Blue koi, captioned "And the new day was a great big fish."
Comment: LiveJournal: I yell because I care. http://pics.livejournal.com/coffeechica/
Description: LiveJournal: I yell because I care.
- Tupshin says so.
Comment: LiveJournal: because Tupshin says so. By coffeechica.
Description: LiveJournal: because Tupshin says so
- bomb tech,
Comment: funny t-shirt: "I am a bomb technician: if you see me running, try to keep up."
Description: funny t-shirt: "I am a bomb technician: if you see me running, try to keep up."
- winter 2009 spamwhacker
Comment: by zarhooie
Description: Red dreamsheep with snowflake, dreaming of azurelunatic: Dreamwidth Spamwhacker
- #dw warning: department head,
- department head
Comment: By zarhooie. Warning: participating in #dw may result in blacking out and discovering yourself as head of a project team
Description: Warning: participating in #dw may result in blacking out and discovering yourself as head of a project team.
- axial tilt
Comment: Axial tilt is the reason for the season. (Diagram of Earth's axial tilt.) (By <lj site="livejournal.com" user="red_shoes
Description: Axial tilt is the reason for the season. (Festive red & green text; diagram of Earth's axial tilt.)
- Get On My Horse,
- zarhooie is my braintwin
Comment: By zarhooie. We are braintwins. Picture of a dude point to the horse is is upon. (Shut up woman.) Text: GET ON MY HORSE
Description: Picture of a dude point to the horse is is upon. Text: GET ON MY HORSE
- hit it,
- nanowrimo: 50k to december
Comment: It's 50k to December, we've got a full pot of coffee, half a pack of pocky, it's November and we've got no plot. Hit it.
Description: It's 50k to December, we've got a full pot of coffee, half a pack of pocky, it's November and we've got no plot. Hit it.
Comment: icon by triadruid; Anne McCaffrey's The Rowan: slender white-haired white woman in an eye-searing turquoise & lime gown
Description: From the cover of Anne McCaffrey's The Rowan: slender white-haired white woman in an eye-searing turquoise & lime gown
- dw spamwhacker,
- spring 2010 spamwhacker
Comment: Dreamwidth Spamwhacker icon by zarhooie
Description: Azz: Spamwhacker, with a white dreamsheep on a stalk growing up out of the grass like a flower
- your font is problematic
Comment: By JD: http://pics.livejournal.com/
Description: I have banned people from my journal for commenting in purple.
- not lube
Comment: list of not-lube, by xdawnfirex
Description: Rotating selection of NOT LUBE images.
Comment: I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN (Mythbusters quote, from geekgirl)
Description: I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN (text icon)
Comment: Based off of LJ version by coffeechica.
Description: DW: my eloquence cannot be captured in 140 chars
- Online Communities
Comment: Close-up of LJ, ONTD, and DW from http://xkcd.com/802/
Description: Hand-drawn XKCD map showing LJ Island with ONTD, and DW as an island off to the side.
Comment: By visualwit: http://visualwit.dreamwidth.org/21277.
Description: NaNo 2010: sex pollen. just do it.
- weak magic
Comment: Cloaked figure with glowing eyes from Zuma Blitz appears out of the darkness, haloed in red, holding a heart.
Description: Cloaked figure with glowing eyes appears out of the darkness, haloed in red, holding a heart.
Comment: From Mira Grant's Newsflesh trilogy: an RSS feed symbol fingerpainted in blood.
Description: An RSS feed symbol, fingerpainted on concrete in blood.
Comment: peacock's face & neck, backed by spread tail. From http://flic.kr/p/3qyJYa by pjs2005, icon by azurelunatic, CC-SA
Description: A peacock's face and neck, backed by his spread tail.
- case capslock
Comment: by emceeaich: http://capslock-dreamwidth.dreamwidth.
Description: White capslock text on black background: AS OF 0700 GMT, OPERATIONS HAS DECLARED CASE *CAPSLOCK*.
- 10 dead mice
Comment: Caption: capslock_dreamwidth; photo, by-nc-sa lurker4hire http://flic.kr/p/5efp6; animation, azurelunatic
Description: a sad ginger & white cat, face pressed on floor. Animated caption: Not even ten dead mice can fix THIS!
- yuletide: flanick
Comment: by kristin: http://kristin.dreamwidth.org/38100.html
Description: Yuletide status is: Flanick
- eloquence - lj
Comment: LiveJournal: my eloquence cannot be captured in 140 chars || by coffeechica
Comment: snatched from andy
Description: cartoon mugshot of an lj user head holding a sign declaring it a spammer and a loser
- bad romance,
Description: The four quadrants of troll romance, represented by heart, diamond, spade, and club.
- calm yo tits
Comment: by misskat|zarhooie, base by helens78
Description: Azz Calm Yo Tits dreamsheep
- Castle Dreamwidth
Comment: by zarhooie
Description: A castle with rockets and fire cannons with the DW D on it.
- and by tits I mean the bird,
- put a bird on it
Comment: by momijizukamori
Description: (Greater) Tits Against the RTE (the bird kind)
- no hotdog,
Comment: via tumblr from http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/
Description: Sorry! You were rude to me so now you get no hotdog. (vintage sign)
- Uterus in Retrograde
Comment: Pattern improvised by azurelunatic.
Description: A crocheted uterus with ancillary parts, including internal clitoral structure.
- rainbow moonstone,
Description: Extreme close-up of a rainbow moonstone cabochon (clear with blue flash), set in a silver ring with a swirly design.
- thirty-five ham and cheese sandwiches
Description: Several toasted ham-and-cheese sandwiches.
- falling into the sea,
Description: The California coastline, looking south from Pacifica.
Comment: Assembled from helpful internet images, by yours truly.
Description: Lucky bamboo in the shape of a heart, over a background of stylized hibiscus flowers.
- prepare for trouble,
- we're close
Description: Two d'Anvers Quail hens, up to no good.
- Boxlandian Empire
Comment: Seanan's fort: https://twitter.com/seananmcguire/
Description: A truly impressive fort made out of cardboard boxes, large enough for several friendly adults to walk inside.