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Michael Flynn's new novel, _The Wreck of the *River of Stars*_
aina42 says:
lol, yakky said you were gonna get me a dildo for my birthday? :Dazurelunatic says:
I think Yakky ate dildos for breakfast or something.aina42 says:
lol, what?!azurelunatic says:
I don't remember saying anything like that.azurelunatic says:
Rubber flogger, yes. Dildo, no.aina42 says:
iooh.aina42 says:
he said you wanted to send me a dildo like as a couple present but he said no cause I'd tell chatazurelunatic says:
Rubber floggers have a multitude of uses including use as cat toys and beating one's friends and classmates.azurelunatic says:
They do not have to be used for sexual purposes.aina42 says:
aahazurelunatic says:
And they're really great for something that really stings without actually, you know, leaving scars or anything.azurelunatic says:
Dildos, on the other hand, are fairly unambiguous.aina42 says:
yeah