so efficient it makes my brain hurt

I'm going to be chaffeur for the next however-many days. I'm enjoying the morning-time with Sis, because it's the most I've gotten to see her in a long time.

"Innovativeness", the Hellish Workplace Way

Sometime within the past month, a phone goon at my workplace managed to read "innovativeness" as "motiveness".

Words do not really work to describe the level of "I don't think this person is at all familiar with that word".