2011-12-19

In the last 24 hours, I posted the following to Twitter:

Monday, 0126: @khasael *croons fishlullabyes* Go the fuck to sleep!
Monday, 0136: @khasael Alas! (Dear Khas's brain: Fishmum says it's bedtime. These are things that cannot be helped tonight. Take the downtime.)
Monday, 0514: @dduane Oh dear. Those have no helpful uses. #tobedwithnodessert
Monday, 0519: RT @barryfrangipane: Apparently Mr Coffee feels we need the warning "Do not hold over people" on our coffee pots. http://twitpic.com/7ve5ef
Monday, 0532: Please email my dad a shark: http://xkcd.com/992/ (cannot stop giggling)

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