My tweets

• Mon, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 12/15/2013: 2,871 steps and 1.2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Mon, 05:24: Ugh, apparently today is the day my uterus does hilarious things.
• Mon, 05:37: Less murdery than Lady McB---, just as red-handed.