My tweets

• Wed, 14:22: Co-workers wanking over fruit. The phrase "my fruit lawyer says" was just uttered. (Drama, not actual masturbation.)
• Wed, 17:17: That vaguely awkward event, a platonic companion duo outing to what turns out to be a super romantic setlist live music thing. #owmylegs
• Wed, 18:49: RT @Phylan: why do they call it a faulty network switch and not Panic! At the Cisco
• Thu, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats for 2/12/2014: 4,826 steps and 2.1 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Thu, 10:09: I brought the traditional valentine's day brownies to today's meeting. As is also traditional, the Stage Manager informed me I am evil.
• Thu, 10:38: I am additionally an evil enabler for attempting to eat all Purple's free time via providing him with DEADLINE. #Newsflesh
• Thu, 11:42: Wearing my transcription shoes today. (I dug up the emergency folding flats & keep them under my desk.)