My tweets

• Sun, 12:35: Prank involving the phrase "I just pulled this out of my ass", the teammate with superspeed, a jar of peanut butter, and a banana.
• Sun, 13:53: #fishmum on email etiquette for addressing an entire office: "as long as you don't address it 'dear pigfuckers' you should be fine."
• Sun, 14:00: RT @semanticist: @azurelunatic Also recommend against 'Dear Corpsefuckers'. Never did get a reply to that letter I sent Scotrail.
• Sun, 14:42: @apraxial two of my work buddies http://t.co/u44oDB9E5J
• Sun, 15:08: digging loose change and pocky ends out of the bottom of my purse #adulting
• Sun, 15:16: RT @handler: Repost sans Instagram: Last night's @gaymerx cosplay (Hana Solo & Chewbearca) for @spidey_j's birthday 😘 http://t.co/wbuAt1chd8
• Sun, 17:39: RT @josh_triplett: @azurelunatic bit lull. Brief respite before more bits arrive.
• Sun, 21:02: RT @dreamwidth: Code push beginning in 15 minutes or so! Watch http://t.co/X3ygFVHW8W for details.
• Sun, 21:17: RT @dreamwidth: Code pushed. Please let us know of any issues that crop up! Thanks!
• Sun, 21:18: the #fishmum gives medical advice: don't shove beets up your butt.

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