My tweets

• Sun, 13:43: @jai_dit Ugh. :(
• Sun, 16:03: Entering a week of ritual mourning on my personal calendar. Usually everything's fine, so just a heads-up.
• Sun, 22:36: RT @notsalome: RUDE. http://t.co/FzzYXh6Ugs
• Sun, 23:35: Tumblr favorite: http://t.co/ArNL3fMQOU (from scifigrl47)
• Mon, 00:02: My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/27/2014: 878 steps and 0.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Mon, 01:39: RT @Telegraph: Fist-bumping instead of shaking hands can reduce the flu, scientists find http://t.co/V15OUukv7e (Pic: Anthony Pugh) http://…
• Mon, 01:42: RT @goldjadeocean: ESSENTIAL CANADIAN HOUSEKEEPING @MarnaNightingal: @goldjadeocean: http://t.co/FLHcgimLtq
• Mon, 03:25: ...no, sleepbrain, "in the garden, worker beets have begun to..." is not actually a thing that Rev. Mord has said. #hiddenalmanac

Plumbing: dishwasher disturbance

I think it's trying to communicate! The dishwasher(s) in [my location] have been singing little notes that are doubtless meaningful if you speak the binary language of moisture vaporators, or whatever language it is that these dishwashers speak. I don't know if they're functioning, not functioning, in between functioning... what I do know is, they're loud.

Comments:
2014 07 28 23 33 23 - alunatic

Please send someone quickly to shut this thing off. At any given moment, ten engineers cluster around it, trying to figure out some way to stop the dishwasher's eerie, haunting song.