My tweets

• Sat, 12:45: It would be helpful if I didn't have slightly suggestive dreams starring non-single work friends. (A Mr. Z-- of #c-----, if you must know.)
• Sat, 12:55: @bluemailapp Wow, your website as clicked from Twitter does not do well on the Galaxy S4. http://t.co/76JGd1JyZz
• Sat, 13:03: RT @matociquala: The ice, man, cometh. #snowpocalypse2015
• Sat, 13:05: RT @root2702: YOU CAN'T FAX GLITTER! Not with THAT attitude.
• Sat, 14:28: amalnahurriyeh: Isk and Mal (Awesome Together Until They’re Not) leighnahurriyeh: I have completely failed... http://t.co/J6YmWbGHsa
• Sun, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/21/2015: 614 steps and 0.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sun, 04:30: vileharpy: yeah i admit i’m not exactly a practicing bisexual anymore…i pretty much only go to services on... http://t.co/ffadzAjTOO