My tweets

• Sat, 19:33: This is the most disgruntled sweater hen I have ever seen. https://t.co/DPYG3CStVy
• Sun, 00:53: Pretending to chown my adhesives box at work to a friend is inappropriate because he's Australian. #gotrootonmystickybox
• Sun, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 3/21/2015: 1,630 steps and 0.7 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6