My tweets

• Thu, 00:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 3/25/2015: 4,154 steps and 1.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Thu, 01:34: Today I filed a ticket so badly even helpdesk couldn't find it.
• Thu, 01:36: Then I got helpdesk to declare a problem not my browser's issue, without screen sharing.
• Thu, 10:43: RT @CalliMonk: Never tell another dev they're more junior than you. They'll rub your shit in your face if you make a mistake :)
• Thu, 10:46: At least I know Researcher Haystack isn't ashamed to display on a shirt that he considers Woody Allen a role model... #ohgodjuststop
• Thu, 10:50: Dear friends in Indiana: I'm so sorry & I hope things go faster & better than the inevitable Supreme Court challenge. http://t.co/R3QMfTm2pV