My tweets

• Thu, 17:43: RT @hopeloze: Hi guys, meet my friend Andrei. He's motor impaired and Facebook is about to take away his virtual social life. http://t.co/X…
• Thu, 18:15: A hot-tubbing leftover peep http://t.co/RHaUAVAruZ
• Fri, 00:19: Just hit myself in the forehead by dropping my phone while I was trying to unlock it. #gracefulasfuck
• Fri, 01:08: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 4/09/2015: 5,763 steps and 2.5 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6