My tweets

• Sat, 01:06: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 5/01/2015: 6,799 steps and 2.9 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sat, 05:18: Purple's new hobby: suggesting new last names for me. It's deeply amusing and occasionally helpful.
• Sat, 09:22: The printable suggestion Purple made last night for my stress was to read a book. Best Purple.