My tweets

• Sat, 14:49: RT @Death_Buddy: You sneeze, and a tiny book titled "A spiders guide to navigating the human brain" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear …
• Sat, 14:54: RT @Pinboard: If you’re a web designer/front-end developer, It may help to think of the fan on your laptop as a shaming rather than a cooli…
• Sat, 14:59: My aunt has a "MrSteam" in her shower and it is SO GREAT you can steam up the shower without running hot water and I feel so clean.
• Sat, 15:01: RT @khaxan: Most-useful, Must-read O'Reilly books ;) #humor http://t.co/ssiwSCJxqv
• Sat, 20:09: The top sheet over the blankets is in case of poodle. http://t.co/HEhWpWalL4
• Sat, 20:17: Weirdly, some treatments for depression and the lingering aftereffects of being surrounded by assholes are similar. https://t.co/Z0f55wL4N5
• Sun, 05:00: Anonymous said: Is Crystal Meth vegan? I smoke it a couple times a month, and I'd really like to continue,... http://t.co/LsPtHF5M5p
• Sun, 06:07: 5am! Potty time! Excellent! ... An hour later, I get the poodle back inside. #tobefairmostlyIwassittingreadingmyphone
• Sun, 08:04: I wish it meant something to you that I find you handsome. I wish I were on the right side of a camera when you smile. #AzureLsintrouble
• Sun, 08:05: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 10/17/2015: 4,272 steps and 1.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6