2016-02-07

Sat, 17:48: "Humans, as a rule, do not spend hours and hours a day attempting to felt their own pubic hair." #hazardsofdogownership
Sat, 21:32: Looking at those DVDs of Purple's that I have borrowed reminds me: a week and a half left at this job. It hurts.
Sat, 22:13: RT @thom_wong: Leave it to @twitter to demonstrate in its own survey that it has no idea why people use Twitter. https://t.co/AFc8njltNf
Sun, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 2/06/2016: 2,783 steps and 1.2 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Sun, 01:59: RT @darth: "yes your socks were all in this drawer and yes now your socks are all on the floor ask me another question" https://t.co/U1V7u…
Sun, 02:00: RT @thatjohn: We're not idiots! We're not going to ruin: 2005: Flickr, Delicious, Myspace 2007: LiveJournal 2013: Tumblr 2016: https://t.co…
Sun, 02:10: RT @NedHartley: -IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER! -What do we want? -THE OLD TWITTER TIMELINE -How do we want it?
Sun, 07:47: RT @FiveOutOfKevin: THEM: Wow, you're a programmer? you must be smart! ME: https://t.co/XZhiB6YZiw