2016-05-26

Wed, 16:31: Judge Judy is less repellant to have as waiting room background noise than other possibilities, but still not ideal.
Wed, 18:04: actual #trashfire https://t.co/L5p0AkHGKk
Thu, 01:06: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 5/25/2016: 2,816 steps and 1.2 miles traveled. https://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Thu, 04:07: Now I know what caused yesterday's odd noises. Stucco removal sounds like dribbling a waffle iron basketball style. https://t.co/evazCqi8I1
Thu, 04:11: RT @phooky: have have you have you heard have you heard the have you heard the one have you heard the one about have you heard the one abou…
Thu, 12:00: RT @norabombay: If you ever wondered what the person on the other end of a customer service call was thinking? This is it. a/b/o 30 Rock f…
Thu, 12:01: RT @norabombay: Also have opinions on Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio's mutant powers, why Hilary/Bernie is not a Magneto/Xavier metaphor, and a sto…