They make Azz happy
27 (77.1%)
Azz makes them happy
11 (31.4%)
Their ex is a screaming toolbag
14 (40.0%)
I'm just glad nobody's in serious denial anymore
10 (28.6%)
I'm just glad nobody's cheating on anybody anymore
10 (28.6%)
What about Darkside, though?
0 (0.0%)
What about Purple, though?
2 (5.7%)
What about sithjawa, though?
0 (0.0%)
What about [attractive denizen of a certain continent], though?
1 (2.9%)
Let's hear it for polyamory
24 (68.6%)
At last, someone with a strong enough Weirdness Field to date Azz!
6 (17.1%)
At last, someone with a strong enough Weirdness Field to date this person!
3 (8.6%)
It's disconcerting the way Azz is around much less on the public internet
11 (31.4%)
Fuck cancer forever
33 (94.3%)
Nobody is allowed to marry anybody (until at least 2020)
3 (8.6%)
Why does Azz have to move to the Pacific Northwest, though?
4 (11.4%)
Teleporter!!!
22 (62.9%)
Tickybox
23 (65.7%)