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My tweets
- Tue, 12:48: RT @Brandon_Bird: Who will chair Trump's Special Committee on Phrenology and Phlogiston?
- Tue, 17:44: Rain as f*ck.
- Tue, 19:04: RT @palaceofposey: "Don't let the golden showers distract you from the treason" is a thing we are now saying about our soon-to-be president.
- Tue, 20:47: Partner and stuff are safely extracted. Ex wasn't present. Now comes the potential reaction from the ex.
- Tue, 21:30: Cheers! #MoscowMule https://t.co/leG4oz6IQL
- Tue, 21:32: RT @HelpIamaCabbage: @ChuckTingle I am concerned because the pee I am reading about was pee motivated by spite and not by love.
- Tue, 21:36: RT @urbanfriendden: now that piss is relevant for a hot minute, i'd like to educate everyone that urine is, in fact, not sterile https://t.…
- Tue, 21:49: RT @UrsulaV: Duuuuude they found brain-eating Woodpeckers and it's a species that lives in my garden! With horrifying video! https://t.co/B…
- Wed, 03:22: RT @oneLOUDERash: NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did. TRUMP: Hold my beer. NIXON: Wait this isn’t…
- Wed, 09:43: Ex wanted to know why my partner didn't even wait to say GOODBYE before going to "take some space" for themselves. And why they took the CAT