My tweets

• Fri, 23:14: RT @KnowBe4: Yes, that email is really from LinkedIn. And, yes, it's really malicious. | https://t.co/NFRrYvw60O by @KnowBe4
• Sat, 08:00: RT @EmrgencyKittens: so many choices https://t.co/t9cNXcY09E
• Sat, 08:09: RT @seananmcguire: I AM SAVED. "I can't take that emu," I say. "I'm only certified for mammals." "Emus are mammals," they say. "We took a v…
• Sat, 08:10: RT @seananmcguire: So now I have an emu. The emu's name is Gus. Gus is, to put it charitably, a big bag of assholes on dinosaur legs. Fuck.
• Sat, 08:13: RT @seananmcguire: Gus was constantly amazed by things like "the back yard" and "the sky" and "rattlesnakes," of which he ate several.