My tweets

• Thu, 01:13: RT @Celeste_pewter: I said last night I've never seen moves like that before. Because those aren't the moves of a strategist. They're moves…
• Thu, 01:13: RT @SwiftOnSecurity: *screaming externally* https://t.co/jPCiBw92gs
• Thu, 01:13: RT @candinam: Spoke to my ex after 10 years. "Miss or Mrs.?" He asks Dr. I said.
• Thu, 01:15: RT @mkramer: It is pitch black. Your aides cannot find the lights. You are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Thu, 01:23: RT @jennastoya: my cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water https://t.co/t9LfWwhbwh
• Thu, 01:26: RT @landpsychology: Very few things disturb my cat's sleep https://t.co/TdOQbJdEXf
• Thu, 01:30: RT @elongreen: This is my favorite paragraph on all of Wikipedia. https://t.co/onKL3z7LYN
• Thu, 01:31: RT @EvilMarguerite: Yeah, I *do* think "questioning" is part of the queer community, and I think the contempt for it is MISPLACED AND DAMAG…
• Thu, 01:33: RT @aisamanra: Look, if you haven't subjected it to conspiracy experiments, then it's not a conspiracy theory, it's just a conspiracy hypot…
• Thu, 01:50: Purple, accusingly: You see me, then you keep walking into the dark alley to wait for me! Me:...I was distracted? Partner, on phone: *snerk*