Lines in conversation:

[azurelunatic]

"Carrots would be considered more willing than iguanas."

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I am not sure about this

[mrnastey.livejournal.com]

I've met some very willin iguanas and some very unwilling carrots.

Re: I am not sure about this

[azurelunatic]

*snicker*

Y'see, someone had a dream that I had advised her to have sex with an iguana for some spiritual benefit or other. The iguana was evidently willing.

Consequently, there have been a series of quips about this, since then.

Re: I am not sure about this

[mrnastey.livejournal.com]

What a girl does with a carrot in the privacy of her own home is really no one's business but hers. Unless of course the carrot is under-age.

Re: I am not sure about this

[azurelunatic]

Of course.

Re: I am not sure about this

[mrnastey.livejournal.com]

Hey, what does the iguana do to confirm that it is in fact consensual sex as opposed to regular reptillian sex?

Re: I am not sure about this

[azurelunatic]

I haven't the foggiest. It wasn't my dream.