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  <title>The Lunatic is in my Head</title>
  <subtitle>nearly a prosthetic memory</subtitle>
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    <name>Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺</name>
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  <updated>2009-12-08T01:27:22Z</updated>
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    <title>Oh, believe me, they exist. </title>
    <published>2009-12-08T01:27:22Z</published>
    <updated>2009-12-08T01:27:22Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">Yesterday at chicken camp Twilight came up. The conversation went something like this: &lt;br /&gt;[Obligatory Forks-proximity/vampire joke]&lt;br /&gt;[commentary]&lt;br /&gt;Me: [technical correction of Twilight-vampires' capabilities]&lt;br /&gt;[discussion of reading it]&lt;br /&gt;Me: "So my friend recommended I read it for the characterization and it was some good strong characterization." &lt;br /&gt;Her: "WTF, all the characters are so unrealistic, almost cardboard, I mean, OMG BELLA!!! No girls are like that!!!!" &lt;br /&gt;Me: "...um, actually, me at 14? I *was* Bella." &lt;br /&gt;Her: "OMG I'm so sorry." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel more sorry for anyone who has to play shrink to a Bella, because that can't be easy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=azurelunatic&amp;ditemid=6352698" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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