THIS IS NOT A THING I AM DOING IT IS TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

2013-09-09T10:26:40Z

As cleverthylacine knows Cassie from Old Fandom Days, and I've read and enjoyed the Mortal Instruments books, we sort of had to go see the movie. We had fun!

(My Infamous Cousin read the first Mortal Instruments book, and the first Twilight book, and found them of comparable genre and quality. He did revise the estimate somewhat upon exposure to the rest of the Twilight series. I found that Twilight is best enjoyed with friends and popcorn and quoting aloud of some of the purplest phrases.)

I conclude, from the movie: My Mortal Instruments OTP is now unshakably Izzy/Flamethrower. Accept no substitutes. Best & hottest chemistry by far.

About halfway through the movie, there's a shot of the New York skyline. Now, my exposure to TV is limited, and thus my main exposure to (real or fictional) New York City skyline is in fact How I Met Your Mother. And I found myself looking for and not seeing the GNB tower.

(Head, meet desk.)

Naturally, over coffee and on our way home, I commenced figuring out where exactly the various HIMYM characters would fit into a Mortal Instruments\HIMYM fusion.

( I AM NOT FUCKING WRITING THIS. )

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Horrible plot bunny:

2013-06-14T06:01:57Z

Opposite sex relationships are banned because a "Nice Guy"gets a passive-aggressive monkey's paw.

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Ill-advised crossovers

2013-01-31T08:25:14Z

Letters I have sent:

My dear sir,

Sadly, I do not know enough about either of these to do the fusion justice, but I just spent about five minutes laughing helplessly over an Avengers + Trigun fusion where Vash the Stampede is Iron Man.

No sane insurance company in that or *any* universe ... !

I remain,
yours truly,
A. Lunatic

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The Lunatic is in my Head

THIS IS NOT A THING I AM DOING IT IS TO GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.

Horrible plot bunny:

Ill-advised crossovers