The Lunatic is in my Head

Space Marine Azure (attn: @oakandsage)

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 11:11:38 GMT

So apropos of the Space Marine problem (some copyright-happy twits are overreaching, and ain't no one happy), there was an explosion of, among other things, Twitter display name changing. Thus I have gone from Azure Jane Lunatic to Space Marine Azz.

And then chatting with amberfox, I mentioned the desire to write deeply cracky, self-indulgent, blatant self-insert Space Marines.

Amber: "As long as we all know what it is. And you wash your hands after."
Me: "Those are among the Tumblr-style tags to be used."

I'm not writing it (now), and somehow it feels like I'm cheating on Connie & Mike by writing other things. However. There is a compromise. It will join the many things that exist in the world of Cracked Phoenix. (Mike thinks it's a bit asinine. Connie loves it.)

Space Marine Azure

From the same production company that brought you the cult hit anime Darkside Knightmares ... Space Marine Azure!

From the orbiting battle platforms high above Earth, the space marines in their distinctive pale aqua power armor deliver peace through superior firepower wherever they are needed. Scrappy genderqueer space marine Azz has ambitions to make it to number one in hir unit. Can sie gain the cooperation of a squad full of deeply weird individuals and overcome hir rivals, as well as stand up to leadership that is not ready for people like hir? Is Earth ready for alien contact? And what of the ship's psychologist, who understands Azz a little too well? Will the anime do justice to the manga series? Only time will tell.

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THE HEAVENLY COCKFIST

Mon, 22 Nov 2010 19:36:10 GMT

This was quite some time ago, over the summer while I was dogsitting. There's no real way to explain this, so this has the relevant bits from the chat log so you can sort of follow along the descent into pure surreal. All redacted and stuff, as the artist wishes to remain anonymous. :D

[13:37] [anonymous artist]: Hi. :D I came across something just now that I figured you'd be interested in, since I know you have a fascination with this sort of thing.
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: Let me quote part of one line, to whet your appetite for what's to come.
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: "God has a Holy, Righteous Penis."
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=62318
[13:38] [anonymous artist]: It's not even sarcasm.
[13:39] azurelunatic: Oh ... dear. This could be either very good or very bad. *clicks*
[13:41] azurelunatic: ...
[13:41] azurelunatic: D:
[13:41] [anonymous artist]: Inorite?
[13:42] azurelunatic: Wow. Someone is carrying their analogies a ... little too far. D:
[13:42] [anonymous artist]: OTOH, it makes sense in a bizarre way. Christianity *does* teach that we're made in His image. This obviously means that God has a Holy, Righteous Vagina, too.
[13:43] azurelunatic: Which is not just for sex and childbirth, that's just your filthy evil prejudices talking. :-P
[13:43] [anonymous artist]: Right?
( And it goes downhill. Photoshop + anatomy ensues. )

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def-

Mon, 04 May 2009 12:47:50 GMT

[02:38] john: ...I will say again, this whole "defriending your best internet friends who are moving to DW" thing is WEIRD.
[02:38] * john defriends Azz
[02:39] * Azz defiends john
[02:39] * john defends Azz
[02:39] * Azz defronds john
[02:39] * john defrocks Azz
[02:39] * Azz defenestrates john
[02:39] * HatMan deflowers... never mind.
[02:40] * Azz defragments HatMan
[02:40] john: Honey, that flower has already been de-ed.
[02:41] * kat_fw departs

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