Things to make me laugh after screaming at databases:
http://xkcd.com/c91.html -- pwned. Not all of them are this good.
http://xkcd.com/c90.html -- jacket.
http://xkcd.com/c109.html -- spoiler.
http://xkcd.com/c116.html -- city.
http://xkcd.com/c122.html -- quirky.
http://xkcd.com/c134.html -- myspace.
http://xkcd.com/c136.html -- science fair.
http://xkcd.com/c137.html -- WORD.
http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5370878.html -- more myspace. For the whole family! (Not work-safe text.)
http://xkcd.com/c90.html -- jacket.
http://xkcd.com/c109.html -- spoiler.
http://xkcd.com/c116.html -- city.
http://xkcd.com/c122.html -- quirky.
http://xkcd.com/c134.html -- myspace.
http://xkcd.com/c136.html -- science fair.
http://xkcd.com/c137.html -- WORD.
http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5370878.html -- more myspace. For the whole family! (Not work-safe text.)