azurelunatic | Special Award for Most Entertaining Recommendation Letter

This is the letter that

zarhooie had me forward to my Overlady while she was so very tired last night that she was practically drunk, even though at that point she was recovering from doing debate shots.

To Azz's Overlady,

My name is Kat, and I am one of Azz's co-volunteers on Dreamwidth. I run Support, she runs Spam, and together, we fight CRIME! Or at least stupidity.

I am writing you today to tell you how amazing and awesome Azz is, in the hopes that you will hire her as a Real Employee. She scales small bounds with a single building. She is hilarious. Her Good Ideas (TM) could make you a very rich woman if you patented them, and got them through the FDA, and convinced the military that they're not all THAT harmful. She has wonderous hair. She knows a lot about chickens. She is extremely competent in a variety of things, including organizing All The Things, choosing appropriate swag, living in a tinyapartment, and being a good denizen of the internet. Her cackle can crumble small buildings. Her gleeful adoption of anything awesome is truly a national treasure.

In short, my darling Azz is amazing, and if you don't hire her soon, someone else might, and then they'd take over the world instead, and we JUST CAN NOT HAVE THAT.

So, uh, hire her.

Thanks.

In service,
I remain,
Faithfully,
Y'r Humble S'rvn't,

Kat
-Kat
Aut viam inveniam aut faciam.
I will either find a way or make one.

Kat called me to make sure I checked my email, and I saw that and started laughing so hard that I did not stop for 20 minutes (because I was still laughing when my Overlady replied). My abdominal muscles are dubious about these life choices today. Kat was concerned that I might not be able to breathe. Fortunately, I had gone to the bathroom before all this happened.

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<3 <3 <3 <3

You owe me a monitor.

And what did Overlady say?

(after the part where Kat won an award as detailed in entry subject) That the actual making of certificates generally fell to me, so I should get on that.

Edited 2012-10-05 08:12 (UTC)