azurelunatic | For the *final* time...

LOL. PLUS, you can buy them out of a catalog for cheaper. AND they're detachable! :)

Already got several. I've had to cut down on my collection, actually...

**nod** But those Internet marketers just never quit, do they? I mean, come on. You can get the other ones in a variety of colors, even! Can they say that for their product?

*giggle*

"All cats are grey in the dark."

... except for the ones that glow in the dark. [And those come in a variety of colors, too, from what I understand....]

*snicker*

**giggle** And I've yet to find the 'vibrate' settings on the real thing. Although my Bryan comes close, especially when tickled!

I just had an interesting thought -- what if everybody got sick enough to spam those Internet marketer spammers with conversations like this? If the number of spammers per customer is high, I imagine the number of 'customers' per spammer is even higher. Heh heh heh. I imagine we wouldn't be getting those spams very often, now would we?
[Yeah, OK, I know it's all done with e-mail robots, and that just gets your name verified as valid, etc., etc., but the image of a bazillion e-mails getting lobbed back at the spammer (reminiscent of a certain scene at the beginning of the first Harry Potter movie) still is very gratifying! "We'll go far away, and they'll NEVER find us!" Muahahahaha]

My ex

digitalambience did a pretty good "vibrate" with his hands...

I haven't found a single spot on the body of my incredibly talented love that is not capable of producing the most incredible sensations. And I'm generally a "Yeah, whatever" kind of gal. Once I've finished putting him through the stress tests, I plan to mass-produce and market him! [And ... did I mention he cooks and does light cleaning as well?]

Oooh...

...But I'll keep my non-responsive Darkside, thanks. Breaking in a new model is just too stressful, even if they do succeed in making interesting things happen.

Well, if one can go to the business end of their websites, and spam them back from there... only DoS attacks are illegal, very much so...

...or if we were to get pissy with the businesses, the legit businesses, advertised in that way... I'm intending to forward copies of every DeVry spam I get to the Dean...

**giggle** The line isn't in production yet. Besides, I have the feeling that I really will break him one of these days. I've been trying to perfect the multi-orgasmic capability of the model. Problem is, he keeps forgetting to breathe for long periods of time. ... Must fix.

Hmm. I know you can take a model that considered itself single-orgasmic and convert it into multi with the correct techniques... it's been a long time since I've done that, though.

heh heh heh. It takes a lot of hard work, but it's definitely do-able.

For the final time...

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