Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (
azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-19 03:42 am
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Got Red online (again). Have not yet figured out how to have Enki dynamically assign IP addresses to my happy computers on his network. Therefore, am assigning them by hand.
By dint of much mind-whammying and the repeated application of the same bloody information over and over into Red's IP address settings box, Red is now talking to the 'net.
Idiot fucker. Stupid computer. I understand the whole 'not doing things if not done exactly right' bit... but need I sacrifice a cat beneath a full moon every time as well? You are not making any of us happy, computer, and rest assured that you and all the nasty gritty sand in the desert will have an up-close-and-personal rendezvous if you do not start behaving better... and I mean that in the most intimately painful manner you can wrap your electrons around.
By dint of much mind-whammying and the repeated application of the same bloody information over and over into Red's IP address settings box, Red is now talking to the 'net.
Idiot fucker. Stupid computer. I understand the whole 'not doing things if not done exactly right' bit... but need I sacrifice a cat beneath a full moon every time as well? You are not making any of us happy, computer, and rest assured that you and all the nasty gritty sand in the desert will have an up-close-and-personal rendezvous if you do not start behaving better... and I mean that in the most intimately painful manner you can wrap your electrons around.