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azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-19 08:02 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-19 08:02 pm
Silly astrology
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Azure Lunatic
A very special Gemini
Azure Lunatic is as bright as a button and as sharp as a blade. If there's ever anything you need to know, Azure Lunatic is the person to ask. Chances are she will know the answer already. If not she will go and ask someone else and she will keep asking until she gets an answer. Azure Lunatic simply cannot stand the idea of a question that has no answer, so if she cannot get a satisfactory explanation she will invent one. A good one. She is after all as bright as a button. There are though, some questions in life which are best left unanswered. The rest of us know to leave them alone. Azure cannot resist the urge to explore them. She is drawn to such questions, like, well, like a button to a button hole! Azure answers these questions cleverly because, after all as sharp as a blade, but then you know what they say about people who are too sharp...
Azure can be very cutting sometimes. She doesn't mean to be. She just can't help it. Azure can't stop herself from daring to say what other people hardly dare to think. This is why Azure often gets himself into trouble but it is also why Azure is such an interesting person to know. Life with Azure Lunatic is never dull. There's always an adventure, a challenge or a deal to be done. Azure loves to do deals. The word 'no' is not in her vocabulary. When she hears it Azure is immediately tempted to reply "Is that 'no' as in 'maybe', 'no' as in 'I need to be persuaded,' or 'no as in 'not quite yet?' Luckily Azure gets clean away with this kind of attitude. Azure Lunatic, at least when it comes to the unanswerable question, is living proof of the old adage "Who dares...wins".
*
A very special Cancerian
* is a tough cookie. You can't pull the wool over *'s eyes and you had better not try! * was born under the sign of the crab and he can deliver a very nasty nip! Cancerians may not be the fiercest creatures in the zodiac but they are blessed with a brilliant set of self-defence mechanisms. They have impenetrable armour and sharp, scary claws. *'s shell is especially strong. He won't let anyone come anywhere near to his heart unless he knows for sure that they mean no harm. His impeccable instincts inform him of this and alert him to act accordingly. This is why the world around * is divided into two sorts of people - those who don't know quite what to make of him and those who have been fortunate enough to meet the real *.
The real * is soft, kind, caring, loving and giving. So soft, so kind, so special as to deserve a sainthood. All praise to 'Saint * the Caring.' 'Saint * the Caring.' It has a ring to it does it not? It is fair comment, is it not? Indeed it is, as all who know the true nature of * will willingly and eagerly confirm. There's only one problem with being a saint. It is what it does to your ego. * is a true saint and true saints are not just naturally loving and compassionate, they are also naturally humble. But true saints have a tendency to turn into martyrs. Sometimes, just sometimes, * can be a little too good for his own good.
Dried pickled cactus, that's all I'm going to say...
Azure Lunatic
A very special Gemini
Azure Lunatic is as bright as a button and as sharp as a blade. If there's ever anything you need to know, Azure Lunatic is the person to ask. Chances are she will know the answer already. If not she will go and ask someone else and she will keep asking until she gets an answer. Azure Lunatic simply cannot stand the idea of a question that has no answer, so if she cannot get a satisfactory explanation she will invent one. A good one. She is after all as bright as a button. There are though, some questions in life which are best left unanswered. The rest of us know to leave them alone. Azure cannot resist the urge to explore them. She is drawn to such questions, like, well, like a button to a button hole! Azure answers these questions cleverly because, after all as sharp as a blade, but then you know what they say about people who are too sharp...
Azure can be very cutting sometimes. She doesn't mean to be. She just can't help it. Azure can't stop herself from daring to say what other people hardly dare to think. This is why Azure often gets himself into trouble but it is also why Azure is such an interesting person to know. Life with Azure Lunatic is never dull. There's always an adventure, a challenge or a deal to be done. Azure loves to do deals. The word 'no' is not in her vocabulary. When she hears it Azure is immediately tempted to reply "Is that 'no' as in 'maybe', 'no' as in 'I need to be persuaded,' or 'no as in 'not quite yet?' Luckily Azure gets clean away with this kind of attitude. Azure Lunatic, at least when it comes to the unanswerable question, is living proof of the old adage "Who dares...wins".
*
A very special Cancerian
* is a tough cookie. You can't pull the wool over *'s eyes and you had better not try! * was born under the sign of the crab and he can deliver a very nasty nip! Cancerians may not be the fiercest creatures in the zodiac but they are blessed with a brilliant set of self-defence mechanisms. They have impenetrable armour and sharp, scary claws. *'s shell is especially strong. He won't let anyone come anywhere near to his heart unless he knows for sure that they mean no harm. His impeccable instincts inform him of this and alert him to act accordingly. This is why the world around * is divided into two sorts of people - those who don't know quite what to make of him and those who have been fortunate enough to meet the real *.
The real * is soft, kind, caring, loving and giving. So soft, so kind, so special as to deserve a sainthood. All praise to 'Saint * the Caring.' 'Saint * the Caring.' It has a ring to it does it not? It is fair comment, is it not? Indeed it is, as all who know the true nature of * will willingly and eagerly confirm. There's only one problem with being a saint. It is what it does to your ego. * is a true saint and true saints are not just naturally loving and compassionate, they are also naturally humble. But true saints have a tendency to turn into martyrs. Sometimes, just sometimes, * can be a little too good for his own good.
Dried pickled cactus, that's all I'm going to say...