Whatever the hell it was, it wasn't a juvie widow. Those are not small and black and scuttling. Whatever this was, it was small and black and scuttling. We're still getting spider-sprayed tomorrow.
In other news, what do you call a live male black widow spider?
A bachelor.
Feel free to groan.
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