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azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-23 04:47 pm
azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-23 04:47 pm
Beer
Nephew doesn't like beer. Or any alcohol, for that matter. He's six, but he's already made up his own mind.
We had beer one night, the grown-ups, and Nephew was awfully curious as to what Uncle![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ralmathon was drinking. And he wanted to drink some too. I told him to smell it, and tell me what he thought.
He sniffed. "Yuck!" he said.
"It tastes just like it smells," I said.
He made a worse face.
Some months separated, he was wondering about the vodka that I was pouring a little bit of into something. I told him that it was called vodka, and it was alcohol, and it was like beer only stronger. I dipped the tip of my finger into the vodka, and touched it to his tongue.
He scrubbed out his mouth with water and a paper towel, and looked very disgusted with the entire proceedings.
The other day, he brought home a song from school: "Nine Coronas". I asked him if he knew that this song was about beer. He looked disgusted and said, "You tricked me!" loudly.
He hasn't been singing that song anymore.
We had beer one night, the grown-ups, and Nephew was awfully curious as to what Uncle
ralmathon was drinking. And he wanted to drink some too. I told him to smell it, and tell me what he thought. He sniffed. "Yuck!" he said.
"It tastes just like it smells," I said.
He made a worse face.
Some months separated, he was wondering about the vodka that I was pouring a little bit of into something. I told him that it was called vodka, and it was alcohol, and it was like beer only stronger. I dipped the tip of my finger into the vodka, and touched it to his tongue.
He scrubbed out his mouth with water and a paper towel, and looked very disgusted with the entire proceedings.
The other day, he brought home a song from school: "Nine Coronas". I asked him if he knew that this song was about beer. He looked disgusted and said, "You tricked me!" loudly.
He hasn't been singing that song anymore.