Azure Jane Lunatic (Azz) 🌺 (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-26 01:53 am
azurelunatic) wrote2003-01-26 01:53 am
*snerk*
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi
Steph is a deck of cards! It doesn't need batteries!
sithjawa is like a normal breakfast cereal, but it soothes babies.
joanie is like a normal marker pen, but it squirts clouds of black ink.
AzureLunatic is a necklace! It communicates with other copies of itself!
garnetdagger is a towel that fits in your pocket! It is oak-panelled.
Darkside is a bathtub that kills fleas! It makes reassuring noises.
[Darkside] is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee.
Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device.
(and the typo queen says:) Yaksah is a bathtub that pings when it's ready!
Yaksha is a robotic dog that plays MP3s! (Arf?) ([singing] Arf arf arf arf....)
* is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your sex appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic. (And she's my roommate why?)
(...the fuck?) Adam is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee.
Craig is a mousemat that can cook small meals and can read warchalking symbols.
(What does 'Altoid convert to?) (I don't think it can read warchalking symbols.) altoid is a newly-discovered breed of fish that hums incessantly! It is not suitable for children.
Steph is a deck of cards! It doesn't need batteries!
sithjawa is like a normal breakfast cereal, but it soothes babies.
joanie is like a normal marker pen, but it squirts clouds of black ink.
AzureLunatic is a necklace! It communicates with other copies of itself!
garnetdagger is a towel that fits in your pocket! It is oak-panelled.
Darkside is a bathtub that kills fleas! It makes reassuring noises.
[Darkside] is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee.
Matt is a skateboard that lasts for up to a week! It speaks randomly-generated sentences and can communicate with your wireless network device.
(and the typo queen says:) Yaksah is a bathtub that pings when it's ready!
Yaksha is a robotic dog that plays MP3s! (Arf?) ([singing] Arf arf arf arf....)
* is a hole-punch that anticipates your every move, increases your sex appeal and is slightly hallucinogenic. (And she's my roommate why?)
(...the fuck?) Adam is a WAP device that improves upper-body muscle and dispenses tea or coffee.
Craig is a mousemat that can cook small meals and can read warchalking symbols.
(What does 'Altoid convert to?) (I don't think it can read warchalking symbols.) altoid is a newly-discovered breed of fish that hums incessantly! It is not suitable for children.
no subject
no subject
Silly, isn't it?
I love the backdate feature, and the fact that my boyfriend named his penis.
no subject
That would be handy. You know, for always knowing where your towel is.
no subject