*snerk* So, good ol' FuzzyModem and I are having an IM conversation...

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FuzzyModem is my high school best friend. Turns out that he posted in a thread about worst sex stories, and wanted my input, since I was there too...

Heh, heh. He evidently merged two stories together, but ...

Gods.

I am still coughing from laughing so hard.