*snicker* sithjawa, you started a meme.

[azurelunatic]

Strangest material ever masturbated to:
There's some really *strange* fanfic out there, and if you're wanking away already when you start reading it... eee. (Otherwise, I'd have to go with the standard answer of "textbook", as you get *bored* reading some of them.)

Strangest item ever used as sex or masturbation aid:
Large tube of lip gloss.

Strangest object or visual found erotic:
I don't really think visually. So guacamole. It was the taste that melted my knees.

Strangest erotic fantasy:
Of the ones I remember, it would have to be Darkside walking in on me & Mr. Shallow, and asserting his possession of me. (I am not dating Darkside or Mr. Shallow.)

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	48.3% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	58.8%
Shamelessness	61.9% It takes a couple of drinks	75.1%
Sex Drive	71.1% A fool for love, but not always	73.5%
Straightness	3.6% Knows the other body type like a map	37.8%
Gayness	41.1% At least one weekend of ecstacy	76.4%
Fucking Sick	77.9% Refreshingly normal	86%
You are 50.64% pure Average Score: 67.2%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!