2004-05-12
Ahh, high school.
A friend's school was evacuated because of "a bomb threat and several roosters".
You know, because the one just wasn't enough.
I know that most people find me weird for finding roosters very cuddly animals. I find roosters more pettable than puppies, because roosters are only pecky and flappy and scratchy, and I know how to hold them firmly so they mostly won't. Oh, and occasionally they're poopy, but, you know, that's what large rags are for. But puppies are wet.
But both a bomb threat and several roosters -- overkill. Honestly, where's the subtlety? In my day it was just that one kid's Halloween costume...
You know, because the one just wasn't enough.
I know that most people find me weird for finding roosters very cuddly animals. I find roosters more pettable than puppies, because roosters are only pecky and flappy and scratchy, and I know how to hold them firmly so they mostly won't. Oh, and occasionally they're poopy, but, you know, that's what large rags are for. But puppies are wet.
But both a bomb threat and several roosters -- overkill. Honestly, where's the subtlety? In my day it was just that one kid's Halloween costume...
Perversion, Decadence, and Smug
Tonight's happiness: a wine glass of blackberry wine cooler (fizzy mild alcoholic drink) and strawberries to dip in same.
I'm sure the perversion hasn't got a patch on the Pilot eating a peach (something I have yet to see in person) but the decadence and smugness are off the scale.
Happy Lunatic.
Also, Happy Lunatic got enough sleep this morning.
I'm sure the perversion hasn't got a patch on the Pilot eating a peach (something I have yet to see in person) but the decadence and smugness are off the scale.
Happy Lunatic.
Also, Happy Lunatic got enough sleep this morning.