Ahh, high school.

[azurelunatic]

A friend's school was evacuated because of "a bomb threat and several roosters".

You know, because the one just wasn't enough.

I know that most people find me weird for finding roosters very cuddly animals. I find roosters more pettable than puppies, because roosters are only pecky and flappy and scratchy, and I know how to hold them firmly so they mostly won't. Oh, and occasionally they're poopy, but, you know, that's what large rags are for. But puppies are wet.

But both a bomb threat and several roosters -- overkill. Honestly, where's the subtlety? In my day it was just that one kid's Halloween costume...

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[tsjafo.livejournal.com]

Were the roosters armed? Booby-trapped perhaps?

[azurelunatic]

I don't think so. Though, roosters, when left to themselves long enough, do drop small "bombs"...

[onyxrising.livejournal.com]

What Halloween costume would this be?

[azurelunatic]

It was a really bloody clever one: Disgruntled Postal Worker. This would have been in the '95/'96 school year, he forgot it in his gym locker, and they evacuated the school in -30/-40 weather...