Expanding the list of phrases that shouldn't need to be used at work:

"Most awkward orgy ever."

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Scary!

So one of my co-workers who had been wondering what I would be for Halloween riffed off last year's costume and suggested something for this year. That gave me an idea, and one white shirt later, I ran with it. My costume: the Kippered Shark version of That Goddamn Program.

I paraded around the office a little bit in the shirt. I got a few giggles. One co-worker looked at the shirt and let out an audible squeak of fear. "THEY'RE BRINGING IT BACK?!!?!?" she asked.

So I had to explain that no, they were not, but the prospect of them bringing it back was genuinely terrifying, which is why I'd chosen it as a Halloween costume.

The Renaissance Man suggested Lotus Notes as a scarier costume. I think I like him.

( The shirt. )