Expanding the list of phrases that shouldn't need to be used at work:

[azurelunatic]

"Most awkward orgy ever."

Comments

[majoline]

*headtilt* ...Do I want to know?

[azurelunatic]

It turns out that there is such a thing as too much context for the backstory related to some april fool's jokes.

[majoline]

Indeed. That is still not something I'd want to hear at work, that's for sure.

[azurelunatic]

I'd headed over to retrieve a drink, and ran into the fellow from another team who I'd spent a pleasant hour or two talking about horrible things from the internet with at the party, so the dynamic is more internet buddies who happen to work together. And in the course of explaining exactly why M got "possibly the dumbest one-fanged vampire" on his door, I used that phrase to sum up a very Shawn-y but not terribly funny Shawn story. Sometimes we realize where the lines are just after crossing...

[jecook]

... and of course, I wacky-parsed the tag as "workplace: virtual hummer"

I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[azurelunatic]

Unsure exactly how that could or should be virtualized.

[pickledginger]

o.O
Oops.

[azurelunatic]

Yep.

[silveradept]

Was that said right afterward, or after some time for reflection?

[azurelunatic]

After approximately a decade of reflection, including the marriage and subsequent divorce of two participants.

[silveradept]

Ah, yes, that would definitely contribute to the awkward, then.