My tweets
- Tue, 17:01: "These are the weapons of dirty wheelchair basketball." -lb
- Tue, 17:13: "These were not the Goldilocks of assless chaps. Apparently you don't return assless chaps at a pawn shop." -lb
- Tue, 18:59: Note: spray cheese is not an effective substitute for spray adhesive, and spray adhesive is not a substitute for spray cheese, full stop.
- Tue, 19:12: Photo: spoopying: "man this essay is taking forever" http://t.co/lpq1L9pTAi
- Tue, 23:09: @zarhooie Hang on, my motherfucker is motherfucking
- Tue, 23:24: I think Wendy Davis should be #TIMEPOY http://t.co/EKessYi1xL because she's a stand-up kind of gal, not a broken elephantwhistle.
- Wed, 00:26: @BelkinCares I know you surely won't be able to do anything about this within the day, but wtf, no freaking spaces in wifi passwords!?!?!?
- Wed, 00:26: @BelkinCares This is a WeMo problem.
- Wed, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 11/26/2013: 4,657 steps and 2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
- Wed, 01:54: @BelkinCares @ifttt Oh alas, I'd hoped there was a prolonged stillness setting to turn out the light in unused areas.