azurelunatic | My tweets

Tue, 17:01: "These are the weapons of dirty wheelchair basketball." -lb
Tue, 17:13: "These were not the Goldilocks of assless chaps. Apparently you don't return assless chaps at a pawn shop." -lb
Tue, 18:59: Note: spray cheese is not an effective substitute for spray adhesive, and spray adhesive is not a substitute for spray cheese, full stop.
Tue, 19:12: Photo: spoopying: "man this essay is taking forever" http://t.co/lpq1L9pTAi
Tue, 23:09: @zarhooie Hang on, my motherfucker is motherfucking
Tue, 23:24: I think Wendy Davis should be #TIMEPOY http://t.co/EKessYi1xL because she's a stand-up kind of gal, not a broken elephantwhistle.
Wed, 00:26: @BelkinCares I know you surely won't be able to do anything about this within the day, but wtf, no freaking spaces in wifi passwords!?!?!?
Wed, 00:26: @BelkinCares This is a WeMo problem.
Wed, 01:01: My fitbit #Fitstats for 11/26/2013: 4,657 steps and 2 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Wed, 01:54: @BelkinCares @ifttt Oh alas, I'd hoped there was a prolonged stillness setting to turn out the light in unused areas.

Wed, 03:26: Colloquy greets me with "HEARTS also stabbing" when I view my channels. I feel legitimately loved.
Wed, 03:53: Oh ffs. No, dudebro, I'm actually Pretty Good at socialising with newfolks, and it's still draining. And when I can't recover...
Wed, 03:55: Also dudebro seems to never have heard of medical conditions where exercise results in deep woe and not improvement.
Wed, 04:48: Photoset: http://t.co/KPqqcFr2l1