My tweets

• Wed, 12:57: Poor Lennon Glasses Engineer is being plagued by possibly the same yellowjacket as yesterday lunch.
• Wed, 21:22: Purple: "Wall bees, wallabies..." Azz: "...Wallet bees?" Pro tip: you shouldn't keep condoms in your wallet, & shouldn't replace 'em w/ bees
• Wed, 21:26: Related: http://t.co/7k1I7kcssc (this is a re-run)
• Wed, 22:55: The hills are alive with the sound of music, the songs geekfolks sing when they've had two beers... #DWgoestoOSB
• Wed, 22:58: RT @queerly_it_is: the no homo vibe in this scottstiles fic is so overwrought the author tagged with both "platonic sex partner" and "anal …
• Wed, 22:58: RT @queerly_it_is: cause, y'know, there's no bro like a bro who'll fist you
• Wed, 22:58: RT @queerly_it_is: just today I've seen "bromance with benefits" and "platonic sex+anal fisting" people are SO goddamned dedicated to the n…
• Wed, 22:58: RT @aviolentlife: @queerly_it_is "it'll be, like, the ultimate high-five brah"
• Wed, 22:58: RT @ro_speaks: @queerly_it_is seriously. i can't tell you how many friendships i've had to end because they put too much meaning on the fis…
• Wed, 22:58: RT @ro_speaks: @queerly_it_is IT'S ONLY THEIR HAND, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THEIR DICK.

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