azurelunatic | My tweets

Wed, 12:57: Poor Lennon Glasses Engineer is being plagued by possibly the same yellowjacket as yesterday lunch.
Wed, 21:22: Purple: "Wall bees, wallabies..." Azz: "...Wallet bees?" Pro tip: you shouldn't keep condoms in your wallet, & shouldn't replace 'em w/ bees
Wed, 21:26: Related: http://t.co/7k1I7kcssc (this is a re-run)
Wed, 22:55: The hills are alive with the sound of music, the songs geekfolks sing when they've had two beers... #DWgoestoOSB
Wed, 22:58: RT @queerly_it_is: the no homo vibe in this scottstiles fic is so overwrought the author tagged with both "platonic sex partner" and "anal …
Wed, 22:58: RT @queerly_it_is: cause, y'know, there's no bro like a bro who'll fist you
Wed, 22:58: RT @queerly_it_is: just today I've seen "bromance with benefits" and "platonic sex+anal fisting" people are SO goddamned dedicated to the n…
Wed, 22:58: RT @aviolentlife: @queerly_it_is "it'll be, like, the ultimate high-five brah"
Wed, 22:58: RT @ro_speaks: @queerly_it_is seriously. i can't tell you how many friendships i've had to end because they put too much meaning on the fis…
Wed, 22:58: RT @ro_speaks: @queerly_it_is IT'S ONLY THEIR HAND, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THEIR DICK.

Thu, 05:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 7/09/2014: 5,544 steps and 2.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
Thu, 08:25: RT @shadowspar: omg, best pilot ever. diverted & delayed several hours, Frontier pilot buys pizza for everyone in the back http://t.co/MC0T…
Thu, 10:18: Purple's officemate's monitor frames are accumulating banana stickers at an extraordinary rate.
Thu, 10:18: RT @peachesanscream: The saddest part of Goldilocks is how mummy bear and daddy bear don't sleep in the same bed any more :(