My tweets

• Fri, 13:28: IRC says that I'm an instant alligator.
• Fri, 22:51: Photo: ogredrew: bigtumtom: kyunomahou: duragdaddy: assbutt-in-the-garrison: everyone is a latent... http://t.co/RnZJxmi45w
• Sat, 01:04: My fitbit #Fitstats for 8/01/2014: 4,132 steps and 1.8 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7qBz6
• Sat, 01:08: Today Purple brought his Theremini to work. Shenanigans ensued.
• Sat, 01:48: The utter delight of having friends who grok why "the year of the slide whistle lollipops" was terrifying.
• Sat, 01:49: Either today or yesterday brought a second spider in my cube, sailing like a daughter of Charlotte.
• Sat, 06:33: So even when 99% of the users involved have gone to Facebook, the locked "She said WHAT?!?" goes to LJ/DW. <3
• Sat, 06:36: (And like maybe 1 of my tweeps knows maybe 1 of those folks.) #nosubtweetintended