My tweets

• Fri, 23:12: I know it's late, but Happy Freddy Mercury's Birthday, everyone! #bisexualhighholydays
• Sat, 00:17: RT @ghostwritingcow: It was all a dream, unless it wasn't. BRAAAAAAAHMP! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
• Sat, 00:17: RT @fatachrestic: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woody Allen does things that were felonies when he also did them in real life.
• Sat, 00:32: Washed-up taxi driver tries dating way out of his league. The techno opera battle scene is not to be missed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
• Sat, 00:32: RT @penumbralheart: apple pie succumbs to an unhygienic demise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
• Sat, 00:33: RT @amaditalks: Drag queens and their transgender friend endure vehicle problems. Fabulously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
• Sat, 00:33: RT @nadyne: A newly-engaged couple's car breaks down. They walk to the nearest house to call AAA, which is hosting a party. #ExplainAFilmPl…
• Sat, 00:34: RT @kirkhamilton: Guy inherits his uncle's ring, goes hiking, loses some weight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
• Sat, 00:37: That damn printer had it coming, with bonus manic pixie dream waitress and the worst job advice ever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
• Sat, 00:46: A spaceship is so awesome that it gets more screen time than the intended plot about an old space probe gone rogue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

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