azurelunatic | My tweets

Fri, 23:12: I know it's late, but Happy Freddy Mercury's Birthday, everyone! #bisexualhighholydays
Sat, 00:17: RT @ghostwritingcow: It was all a dream, unless it wasn't. BRAAAAAAAHMP! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 00:17: RT @fatachrestic: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woody Allen does things that were felonies when he also did them in real life.
Sat, 00:32: Washed-up taxi driver tries dating way out of his league. The techno opera battle scene is not to be missed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 00:32: RT @penumbralheart: apple pie succumbs to an unhygienic demise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 00:33: RT @amaditalks: Drag queens and their transgender friend endure vehicle problems. Fabulously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 00:33: RT @nadyne: A newly-engaged couple's car breaks down. They walk to the nearest house to call AAA, which is hosting a party. #ExplainAFilmPl…
Sat, 00:34: RT @kirkhamilton: Guy inherits his uncle's ring, goes hiking, loses some weight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 00:37: That damn printer had it coming, with bonus manic pixie dream waitress and the worst job advice ever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 00:46: A spaceship is so awesome that it gets more screen time than the intended plot about an old space probe gone rogue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Sat, 00:46: RT @amaditalks: Spoiled brat learns he is adopted, wrecks havoc with his family, tries to kill his brother & his brothers friends. #Explain…
Sat, 00:46: RT @tinynietzsche: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it's a fucking sled
Sat, 00:54: Bounty hunter shoots second, dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 00:55: RT @jacquez45: I’ve decided that Vulcan red & pink lips/eyes are due to colonization with photosynthetic lycopene-containing algaes
Sat, 00:58: Manic pixie dream girl pisses off a bunch of nuns so badly she gets sent to a war zone w/ adorable singing children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 01:05: My fitbit #Fitstats for 9/05/2014: 945 steps and 0.4 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
Sat, 01:06: Disney animators, classical music, and tons of drugs. What could possibly go wrong? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 01:09: Don't talk to hats. That'll make you old before your time and only leads to heartache. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 01:13: Plucky baseball team loses tournament after all. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sat, 01:15: In the future, the majority of tone-deaf speakers of Mandarin are white. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

Sat, 01:22: RT @amaditalks: @azurelunatic mmmkay, uhhhh, if you could not sum up this film so well, that'd be great.
Sat, 01:22: RT @r4v5: @amaditalks @azurelunatic I wish it were just an hour and a half of that printer being smashed. Everyone could take turns, the ca…
Sat, 02:20: RT @PlMPCESS: white washing in magazines should be as big of a topic as them using photoshop to make people look skinnier http://t.co/AkQzb…
Sat, 04:30: Photo: Loki: Agent of Asgard #1 http://t.co/llt4WKurjI