My tweets

• Sat, 20:12: RT @rickburin: RT if you have a long history of depression and have never crashed a plane on purpose. http://t.co/d5Q0Z9gBfc
• Sat, 20:33: I'm generally against people being forced to work while sick, either actually or de facto when they feel they have to pretend they're normal
• Sun, 01:03: My fitbit #Fitstats_en_US for 3/28/2015: 3,104 steps and 1.3 miles traveled. http://t.co/gFMrr7HEB6
• Sun, 01:14: I just keep looking at this henhouse full of aliens: http://t.co/0ocKmnHVUm
• Sun, 02:12: Samsung keyboard disappeared again. I think it may be Twitter's fault.
• Sun, 06:46: RT @rahaeli: #ThingsThatHaveTerrifiedMyCatToday: the Catechism of the Catholic Church
• Sun, 07:09: RT @rad_owls: http://t.co/W2hKMHsf5S
• Sun, 07:17: RT @EmrgencyKittens: http://t.co/If3yOVRQEA
• Sun, 07:19: RT @karandrakis: Jesus regularly ate dinner with thieves and whores, and you're telling me it's against your religion to bake a cake for a …
• Sun, 08:06: Boy tries to set up two friends as a joke. They don't hit it off, don't date, and everyone forgets about it quickly. #VeryRealisticYA

bracing myself for morning

If the thought of chocolate-covered strawberries does not at least faintly please, then go back to bed if you can.

Your jacket is in the car, we're pretty sure. Saturday was a bad knee day.

Clothes are laid out.

You can probably stuff the strawberries in a bag with paper towels or something? idk. Or take the big plate, it's okay if it accidentally gets broken.

If you get in early enough, sneak in to Purple's office and leave strawberries.

Do your hours as soon as you get in, if you're not rushing off to a meeting first.