My tweets

• Wed, 16:53: Snapchat users: is there a centipede filter? Asking for a friend. #thefriendisme #itsmorelikelythanyouthink
• Wed, 17:08: @evithermique I haven't bought the bunk bed, since it's One More Thing and I'm starting to go "aaaaa moving is haaaaard whyyyyy".
• Wed, 22:26: Locked update on life stuff: https://t.co/n0QQjUChzb
• Thu, 03:58: RT @GenusCorvidae: Well. It's not incorrectly labelled. https://t.co/ikHirfQAZu
• Thu, 04:05: RT @mallelis: something that seemed to be a big problem for 17th century poets but not so much a problem for poets now is I Gotta Fuck This…
• Thu, 04:46: RT @jadestormcloud: Classic #Ghostbusters costumes for girls/women vs Reboot costumes for girls/women. @paulfeig https://t.co/4oNwqzkEzO
• Thu, 04:46: RT @deborah_gu: Trump isn't unfit to be president because he's fat, Democrats. He's unfit because he's a racist incompetent thin-skinned th…
• Thu, 08:37: RT @sigfpe: This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.