My tweets

• Thu, 17:45: RT @scottymwatson: When you accidentally clicked "open in new window" instead of "open in new tab" https://t.co/btLdRScW09
• Fri, 00:55: My brain will cheerfully fill in "I've got to get out of this chicken house" for "prison cell". #cananybodyfindmesomebodytolove #earworm
• Fri, 00:57: RT @McKelvie: Why do birds Suddenly appear Every time That you're near? Oh yes because You're the Morrigan And that's one of your powers
• Fri, 02:03: RT @YuletideHippos: *klaxons* this is your 24 HR WARNING! #YT16 noms will close in 1 day! How to nom: https://t.co/JkqvkbyXl7 Countdown: ht…
• Fri, 02:18: Me not in a relationship: Ew dick pics :( Me in a relationship with a dick owner: Why have I only received 8 dick pics this week, slacker?!
• Fri, 08:26: RT @femmenistfatale: Would like the men who follow me to think about this one https://t.co/iicROfy2NF
• Fri, 08:31: Dudefriend has said that he's afraid that the pushy man du jour would hurt him. So are women, love... https://t.co/8CCR5bX59s
• Fri, 08:33: RT @DevinMcCutchen: Our BART operator as we head into the Transbay Tube: "Relax, sit back, enjoy this smooth cruise through the groove tube…
• Fri, 08:38: RT @jennynoise: It's not "dads kill because mums take the kids" it's "mums take the kids because dads are violent potential murderers"
• Fri, 08:40: RT @MSLibraryComm: Who's your library hero? #notflashy #stillheroes #quote https://t.co/JfxKGejy5A

( Read more... )